TWENTY THINGS THAT GRIND MY GEARS

1.) The Snuggie – Has anyone else noticed it looks like a costume from Lord of the Ring?
2.) People spitting on the train platform – Why is it appropriate to spit like camels while waiting for the train? It’s gross.
3.) Irish Dancing
4.) Surprises – I’d rather know what’s going on.
5.) Macs – I’ve never had one that holds a charge.
6.) Snow
7.) Listening to people chew
8.) Waiting
9.) Slow internet connections
10.) Hiccups
11.) Commercials where animals act like humans – Scary.
12.) Penguins
13.) Camels
14.) Ostriches
15.) Mini-Coopers – Buy a real car.
16.) Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman’s open heart necklace – It looks like a butt.
17.) House Plants
18.) Movies with too much vehicular action.
19.) Grainy bread
20.) Talking about Jessica Simpson’s weight problems.

Kassy Reiff
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